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To: GOD ~ From: DOG

TO: GOD

FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God:  When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?             

 

 Dear God:  Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the  colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

 Dear God:  If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human  hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God:  We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?        Dog with Fresbie

 Dear God:  More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

 Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

 Dog Chasing Mailman

Dear God:  Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

 

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.  

 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet..

7.  Sticking my  nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt on the rug.

 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. 

Dog

 

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles  back?   

 

I thought all you dog lovers would like this one.

About the Blogger:

Teresa Harris is a Lake Norman Residential Real Estate Broker who can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in Lake Norman and surrounding counties. Please visit www.TeresaMHarris.com for your relocation and/or your local needs.

Teresa Harris - Holbrooks Real Estate, Inc. - 704-458-1807 - Teresa@TeresaMHarris.com 

Comment balloon 8 commentsTeresa Harris • July 24 2008 11:25PM

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The P.S. had me ROFL!  I am a HUGE dog fan so this was a gret way to start the day!  Thanks!

Posted by Leesa Finley, RED Properties - Raleigh NC Real Estate (RED Properties) about 11 years ago

To Dog, from God.

There is no need to name cars after you, you are named after Me! (backwards) I put you on earth so that humans would have something to aspire to. As Walt Disney said all dogs go to heaven. If you are in doubt think about why I made you Man's best friend and I made man after My image.

Posted by John Guiney, e-PRO, CBR (Keller Williams Realty) about 11 years ago

Teresa-What a great post. My dog has done at least half of these. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Joe

Posted by Joseph D. Federico, Eastern Massachusetts Real Estate (Donahue Real Estate Co.) about 11 years ago

Teresa, great blog.  Started my Friday off well.  I laughed several times while reading this.  Thank you for sharing!

Posted by -- Casey Brischle, Spokane Home Loan Mortgage Professional (Columbia Bank) about 11 years ago

Leesa: Thanks for stopping by!

Posted by Teresa Harris, Denver . Lake Norman . Charlotte (Lake Real Estate, LLC) about 11 years ago

John: Thanks for stopping by! Very well put too!!

Posted by Teresa Harris, Denver . Lake Norman . Charlotte (Lake Real Estate, LLC) about 11 years ago

Joseph: Thanks for stopping by too! Our two have done several too. Glad to make you laugh...

Posted by Teresa Harris, Denver . Lake Norman . Charlotte (Lake Real Estate, LLC) about 11 years ago

Casey: Thanks for stopping by too! Glad that it started your Friday off on a good note..

Posted by Teresa Harris, Denver . Lake Norman . Charlotte (Lake Real Estate, LLC) about 11 years ago

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