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To: GOD ~ From: DOG

TO: GOD

FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God:  When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?             

 

 Dear God:  Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the  colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

 Dear God:  If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human  hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God:  We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?        Dog with Fresbie

 Dear God:  More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

 Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

 Dog Chasing Mailman

Dear God:  Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

 

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.  

 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet..

7.  Sticking my  nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt on the rug.

 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. 

Dog

 

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles  back?   

 

I thought all you dog lovers would like this one.

About the Blogger:

Teresa Harris is a Lake Norman Residential Real Estate Broker who can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in Lake Norman and surrounding counties. Please visit www.TeresaMHarris.com for your relocation and/or your local needs.

Teresa Harris - Holbrooks Real Estate, Inc. - 704-458-1807 - Teresa@TeresaMHarris.com 

Comment balloon 8 commentsTeresa Harris • July 24 2008 11:25PM
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